A man approached a hooker and said “I’ll give you $500 if you will have sex with me anyway I want. The Hooker said that the price he offered is slightly low. The man then said “Well then I’ll give you $1000 if you will have sex with me anyway I want. The hooker finally agreed and they left and went to a motel.

The hooker and man were busy at it when suddenly the hooker said “Exactly how do you want to have sex for $1000?” The man replied, “On Credit Baby…On Credit!”

This week’s joke is entitled: 4 Kinds of Sex….

There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX – After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX – After you’ve been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say “FUCK YOU”

COURTROOM SEX – When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you’ve got.

Sometimes it’s just fun to chill out in the office here at Sebastian’s Studios, INC. Sebastian Sloane and Nate Foxx had a couple drinks, kicked back, and laughed at some stuff on YouTube.
This video caught Nate and JJ watching a couple videos from a YouTube user.

As you see, our office life isn’t always dull.
This video has Owner of SebastiansStudios.com (Sebastian Sloane) on the left with model/Operations Manager Nate Foxx.

If you want a good laugh for the day, listen and watch this YouTube video!!!!!

Here is the video they were watching….

This weeks joke is entitled, “3 Gay Men”….

There were 3 gay men and their partners all died at around the same time. On their way to the morgue, the guy who worked there asked them where they want to spread their partners ashes. The first gay guy says, “I want to spread his ashes over the ocean because he loved to swim!” The second gay guy says, “I want to spread his ashes on a mountain because he loved to climb.” And then the third gay guy says, “I want to spread him all over my chili, and the guy who worked at the morgue asked, “WHY?” and he said,” So he can tear my ass up one more time.”

This weeks “Joke of the Week” is: 15 Reasons why chocolate is better than sex….

1. You can GET chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
6. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
7. The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
8. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
9. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
10. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.
11. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
12. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
13. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
14. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake
15. With chocolate size doesn’t matter; it’s always good

Here’s this weeks joke… We thought it was cute and want to share it with you!

Entitled: Sucking Your Thumb

One evening a mom and dad and two sons are watching TV. The dad gives the mom a look, and they head upstairs. The two little boys wonder what they are doing, so they go up to take a peek. “Well,” said the older son, “Remember this when mom gets on your case for sucking your thumb!”

Here’s the joke of the week…

Entitled, “In A Gay Bar”

A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself I’m not gay but I really want to to drink so he walks up to the bar. The bartender asks “What is the name of your penis?” The man says “Man get outta my face I’m not like that, just gimme a beer.” The bartender replies,”I’m sorry sir but I can’t serve you until you tell me the name of your penis.” The man says, “Okay then what’s the name of your penis?” The bartender replies “Mine is named Nike, You know Just Do it. The man thought for a moment then replied “Mine is named Secret.” The bartender replied “Secret??” The man explained you know, Strong enough for a man, made for a woman.”